Oh man, this made me laugh for quite a while today:
“Know as the orange mountain.
Lived from eons in Vanimar she decided join the raid of the Last Alliance.
The battle went fine till the pet of the lore master Gandalf free the daze of Sauron who killed Elendil cause the noob Gil Galad tried to keep the aggro in op and died too.
Finally [name removed] orange decided spam fh and set war speech. She had luck and devaste sauron with a piercing cry.
Unfortunatelly couldn’t roll for the ring who had ninja looted by Isildur.”